Wow...! You're Not Dead?

>>INITIATE REBOOT SEQUENCE<<

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:51:05 -0400

This blog will be undergoing a few changes—mainly in the form of a new look, guidelines, and belonging to a masterlist!

Audio

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 20:58:46 -0500

What's your favorite sex position?

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:58:57 -0400

Robot-style.

Can I get an OH-YEAH?

Wha'th'HELL are ya doin' dancin' on 'ere? I need ya to make m'whiskey run! - Dr. Ned

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:53:00 -0400

Oh, for the love of fu—-

Dr. Ned! ~~Not so~~ glad to see you’re alive… and well… but mostly alive… and not dead! ~~Skag-Dammit…~~

Reblog if you will RP with anyone and mean it, not closing yourself to a specific group of people.

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:48:32 -0400

"Wow!" Rock exclaimed. This robot seemed to be a bit older in design, but nonetheless fascinated him."You're a CL4P-TP General Purpose Robot type, aren't you?" The excitement welling in his metal body was hard to contain. It would be rude to physically examine the other robot, so Rock let his optical scanners do the work.

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 00:58:51 -0400

Scanning… Scanning! Whrrrr! Beep! Not a human! Cool outfit, though.

And you are correct, sir! DING DING DING! We have ourselves a winner! CL4P-TP, also know as ‘Claptrap’ Welcome to Fyrestone!

Reblog this if you are a RP blog.

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 19:41:38 -0400

lucy-saan:

I need more RP blogs to follow. ^^

cl4p-tr4p is following you

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 18:24:00 -0400

officerredfield:

Chris raised an eyebrow at the Machine, closely inspecting it he looked around he shouted “Anyone leave this trash can here?”

All brawn, no brain huh, big guy? I’m CL4P-TP! Otherwise known as Claptrap! Do I look like a trash can to you, ya big-headed sack of skag meat!

Can trash cans talk, huh? NO!

The Making of Borderlands! Episode One! If you ungrateful,...

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 18:02:00 -0400

The Making of Borderlands! Episode One!

If you ungrateful, skag-brained humans don’t like my skills as a director, then go kindly screw yourselves! Pandora doesn’t need your opinion, anyway!

That being said, enjoy your stay! See the sights, grab a bite to eat, mingle!

lonelyclaptrap84: ”Exterminate!” Viva La ROBOLUTION!

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 15:30:03 -0400

lonelyclaptrap84:

”Exterminate!”

Viva La ROBOLUTION!

When a CL4P-TP dies, do they go to robot heaven?

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 15:21:43 -0400

Nope! We go right to the scrapyard!

You ever catch a riiiiiiide?

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 15:19:41 -0400

I sure did, traveler! Apparently someone thought it would be funny to tie me to the bumper. Let me tell you, it was NOT fun!

thed00rl0rd: CL4P-TP

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 02:27:29 -0400

thed00rl0rd:

CL4P-TP

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 02:20:00 -0400

The Vault! Duh! Or somewhere where us Claptraps won’t get stomped on, peed on, graffiti’d on, destroyed, maimed, blown up, melted, used as refrigerators… Am I rambling or what?